About the writer

I’m a 25-year-old guy living in a small, rural town in the southern region of the United States. I started this blog as a way to verbally vomit whatever is in my head. I’m a boring fucking person, but an introverted one. Being around people all the time is draining, so being alone enough to have the time to write this blog is something I cherish.

I’m going to college, aspiring to become a physical therapist. If I don’t accomplish that goal, it’s because I will not be overcoming the egregious and unnecessary amount of math required to do it. What’s the point of learning so much math in this specific profession if one knows how to add, subtract, divide, multiply and utilize basic algebra?

I’m long-winded and trying to instill the value of “brevity being the soul of wit” to no avail.

Hunter S. Thompson and Charles Bukowski are my two all-time favorite writers.

I consider myself passionate about nutritional science, but I eat a lot of shitty food. I like eating copious amounts of bacon, medium rare ribeyes, eggs, doughnuts, fajitas, enchiladas, burgers and fries. I am, however, extremely physically active and my bloodwork is solid.

I use expletives a lot. Not because my vocabulary is deficient but because expletives are the greatest emphasizers a writer can use in his writing. No, I’m not a goddamn writer (anybody can call themselves one now), but I do enjoy writing (so I am, then?). I can’t stand proofreading and I don’t care much to look over my work, so typos and a poor sense of sentence structure is to be expected.

I like caffeine, whether it’s from coffee, caffeine supplements, energy drinks or what have you. I don’t fuck with the sugary shit. I drink my coffee black and like low to no carb energy drinks. Adrenal fatigue doesn’t exist.

I listen to all kinds of music. I grew up on a heavy dose of ’60s and ’70s R&B, including Motown (parents were born in ’51 and ’54). I like to listen to anything from Marvin Gaye to old school Metallica to the Temptations to the Black Keys to Snoop Dogg to Black Label Society to The Doors to whatever! I just like music, man. It all depends on my mood. The only thing I cannot like, no matter how much I try (and to my girlfriend’s chagrin), is country.

I don’t judge anybody (to an extent; there are exceptions pending). This a judgment-free blog. I don’t care what you look like, what kind of adults you want to fuck, whether you identify as a man or a woman. I don’t care if you believe in a deity or not. I don’t care what kind of diet you eat.

I will write about whatever is on my mind. Food, sex, caffeine, idiots, music, sports (MMA, NFL, NBA, occasionally boxing), jerkoffs, whatever.

I love you all. Feel free to comment. If you are offended by any of my content, let me know so I can tell you to go fuck off.

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